Your Mother Is So Awesome
Recently on I Last Comic Standing God’s Pottery flipped the “Yo Momma…” jokes on it’s head. Myfriends and I had a blast ripping on each other. Got a good “Your mother is so awesome…” joke? Through it in the comments. If we get enough and they are good I might even figure out some prize.
“Your mother is so awesome her self-confidence let’s her keep her beard.”
“Your mother is so awesome, she doesn’t care how many guys she has sex with.”
“Your mother is so asweome, she has beat anorexia…and squished it.”
“Your mother is so awesome, she dresses like it’s Halloween every day.”
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Flickr Girl of the Day: Woodwork
Get it? Wood Work. Because wood is a euphemism for…nevermind.
photo via http://flickr.com/photos/jamiecochranphotography/
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NEWS ALERT: “Rampage” Jackson At Gunpoint With Police Then Arrested
TMZ has a picture of Jackson on the ground with cops pointing their guns at him. Full Gallery here. Even more damaging is that he was driving the RampageTruck™ with his picture and Toyo Tires emblazoned on the side. Not the best car to run in. I figure with that logic there is a 32.333% (repeating of course) chance that alcohol was involved.
Cops gave chase and eventually caught up and charged him with felony hit and run and felony evading arrest.
First Forrest beats him, now this. Why would you run from the cops? Time will tell what really happened as it burns through the internet. Have fun with this one Dana.
UPDATE: Here is the newspaper that might likely get the best updates since it is their town.
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