Archive for November, 2007
Punisher:War Zone
The first Punisher was supposed to be the “Mother of All Vengeance Movies.” It wasn’t. I can be a comic movie apologist but they set the bar too high and couldn’t even come close to delivering. Thomas Jane is gone which I felt fit the look for the role.
So now they have a new guy and will use material from the best of the Punisher comics. I won’t be inline for this. Unlike Batman that I can’t wait for, or Iron Man which just looks amazing.
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1 commentLinks of the Day
They have made a road musical.
Cartman introduces Football Players.
Jack Black’s take on Green Lantern.
” What’s that lion doing on the highway honey?”
Ripped from the movie “Saw.”
No commentsGreat For Windowless Offices
A little odd but genius. I like hidden rooms, fake curtains and anything that gives the illusion that the house or building is a different than it is. I have worked in windowless offices and I like it.
No commentsWhat A Horrible Story
Like a seen out of any of the “Saw” films, a man had to choose between horrible pain to save himself or an outright painful death.
After getting his fingers stuck in a corn picker and then his arm, the metal rod that he used to stop the machine created sparks setting the field on fire. I doubt the majority of people could do the things he did to save himself which makes it even more amazing.
The line that stayed with me,
“My skin was melting,” he told a local NBC affiliate. “It was dripping off my arm like melting plastic.”
Wow.
1 commentHairball Bigger Than A Cat
I had to wait until after Thanksgiving for this one. Ewwwwwww.
She likes to eat her own hair and doesn’t have cat-like reflexes to purge it. At least we know it doesn’t dissolve. My question is how much did she eat at once so it wouldn’t pass through. Very nasty story. Don’t read it. Just pass it on to your friends and let them be grossed out.
No commentsKick Ass At Monopoly This Holiday Season
I have always kicked ass at Monopoly so I don’t need this story. If you are going to play against me you will need this story to save your sorry ass. Sucker MCs. I wrote “ass” way too many times.
No commentsThe Future Is Here, Georgia Police Use Sonic Weapon On Crowd
Not the guy above but in the country of Georgia they have an acoustic weapon that disorientates people for a short period of time. Man, I can’t wait to get one and use it to get through slow lines and idiot crowds. Yes! Only $898!
No commentsGas Station Owner Kills Rival
Stupid story that ends in someone’s death. I am for the death penalty but this is the perfect example of why the death penalty isn’t a deterrent. This jackass was in a blind rage over a stupid thing. Actually I am not for the death penalty anymore since learning that it costs more to kill them then to keep them locked up due to retrials.
Here is a perfect example of stupid people.
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