“Ask A Mexican” Is Calling It Quits.

Posted by Twist Published in workcandy

Dear Mexican: I’m a gay man in his mid-30s who has always loved Mexican men. And this question is not only from my experience, but also that of friends: Why is it that Mexican men are so flaky? They seem the top offending ethnicity in this. And by flaky, I mean not returning calls; giving out their number, but never answering or returning voice mails; canceling for lame reasons after initially being very interested; etc. (I’d like to know what they do with all this free time from NOT going out on dates.) Just seems like it’s their nature and/or cultura to only be interested in what’s in front of them at the moment. What is your take on this?

Queer and Questioning
Dear Joto: You and everyone else who writes in with their romantic conundrums involving Mexicans should always ask themselves before consulting the Mexican: Is it me? Ladies: When hombres wolf-whistle at you, can it possibly be because you’re beautiful and not because Mexicans are inherently lecherous? Same with you, Queer: Maybe your flaky Mexican papis chulos just don’t think you’re their cup of horchata and are too kind to tell you in person. That said, Mexican men are the least flaky men on Earth. Think about it: Aztec prophecy claimed their descendants would reclaim ancestral lands in the southwest United States—and guess what?

Now that is some funny stuff. Especially if you know the Spanish words which I think is half the joke.

-Twisto

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