I Have A Serious Problem…Guest Post By Andy

Posted by Twist Published in movie

…and am looking for help. So I turn to you all.

Not quite sure how all this started, I mean things started off so well, as a kid everything was awesome, but now. Now, something is different and just wrong.

I don’t think I could accurately pin down when things started to go south. I mean the signs were there in ‘99, I should have been on top, graduating college and getting some great experience working for a startup company.

But then 2002 came along, and worse yet 2005.

These dates I’m sure hold equally painful memories for all of you as well, if they don’t then I’m afraid I’m looking to the wrong people for answers.

But I feel broken and hollow inside that something that used to bring me so much joy and hours and hours of entertainment somehow now holds nothing for me.

Yes, it all started with Phantom Menace in 99, it had some good scenes but GD Lucas had to put motherfuckin’ Jar Jar in there and screw it up, and don’t even get me started on that crappy kid.

Then 2002 and 2005 were the years where we found out Luke’s whining wasn’t a learned behavior but rather a genetic disorder.

So I ask you in the nerd masses, am I truly broken for not being even the slightest bit interested in the new animated Star Wars movie to grace the screen on August 15, or when I recant the troubled years of my life will I have to add 2008 to my list?