Getting You Through Your Workday
12
May
Besides the fact he is lying he should be fired for not lying in a competent manner. HR should be commmended for leaving the rope for the guy to hang himself on the lie. Idiot. I am submitting this to Dumbelievable.com for consideration.
From holytaco.com
Tags: dumbelievable, sick day
21
Apr
Click here for the full list with some hilarious videos. Many people are stupid.
Tags: interview
16
Oct
Sybil for the uniformed was someone with a multiple personality disorder about 16 personalities took residence in her head. This guy has it on his computer, living completely in his own fantasy world.
In a case of game addiction gone officially bananas, gaming blog Joystiq reports on what is surely the biggest Warcraft fan of them all. Known only under the moniker “Prepared,” the gamer plays a stunning 36 World of Warcraft accounts on 11 different computers…simultaneously.
The one saving grace to online games was the facade that there was human interaction on some kind of level. That has been stripped away as some guy has completely isolated himself so that he can fulfill the desire to live in his self-made bubble.
Stemming from a desire to manage raids — large-scale gameplay sessions that typically require the teamwork of multiple players — all by himself, the die-hard gamer seems undaunted by both the financial and lifestyle commitments to such a geeky endeavor.
He spends $5700 a year on subscription and, at least in the article, doesn’t refer to a friend. There should be at least one statement of a friend who has 12 characters. I get the feeling that this guy is just alone all of the time and it will consume him.
photo via http://www.flickr.com/photos/chanchan222
Tags: geek, world of warcraft
9
Oct
DNA is going to be the great equalizer for many years to come. TMZ is reporting that Joe Son known as Random Task from Austin Powers movie has been busted from an event in 1990.
As part of a plea agreement from a recent crime he had to give up some DNA and oops, he is linked to a 18 year old crime. DNA has freed many people and convicted many.
My belief in the three strikes law is that people don’t often commit crimes just once. So if you get busted three times you have most likely done much much more. Grabbing his DNA paid off well apparently.
UPDATE: Cagepotato is reports that Son was a UFC fighter and shows him getting his nuts punched over and over in a UFC match that I remember vividly/horribly as I squirmed in my seat. How can you do that to another man and not expect for every other person to do it to you when you fight them?
But in retrospect, I guess Son deserved it and will have more encounters like this while he is in jail for 275 years.
Tags: austin powers, random task, UFC
25
Aug
Tags: freak of the day
15
Aug
I once argued that no one has ever come across the bones of a Bigfoot but a hunter mentioned that millions of animals die every year in the woods and there aren’t bones scattered everywhere.
This is a long way to go for a prank but here is a site refuting the whole thing with their explanation. If this is a publicity stunt for attention, two guys need to hold him while a third kicks him in the balls.
