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Feb

Dear ESPN and ABC, Your Website Sucks

Posted by Twist  Published in TV

Pop-up ads are rarely used anymore because they are universally hated.  A common complaint on MySpace is the auto play for music.  Firefox has add-ons that stop auto plays. 

I am sure you have stats that show where your users originate their websurfing.  Do you think autoplaying your noisy commercials are appreciated by anyone much less someone at work who may or may not be allowed to surf your site?   Your commercials are typically louder than the typical YouTube videos.  Loud noise usually cause a pattern interrupt and I am sure some are annoyed when this happens on your site.

Just as popups and forced registration annoy many, your site annoys me and I surf it much less than any other broadcast website.  I check ESPN for Fantasy Basketball ideas.  I have bookmarked that site because I don’t want to go through the two clicks where you autoplay a part of Sportscenter, the same part, on the first two pages.  So where I may have learned something about what you have on your schedule tonight, I now skip it entirely and haven’t been to your main page in months. 

ABC.com is worse because it seems that your videos play especially loud and because I don’t go there often I am usually caught of guard.  You know the research of creating and maintaining pleasant emotions and rapport.  These two sites fail miserably and bet you don’t stay inline with CBS.  FOX and NBC don’t count because HULU.com takes some of their traffic.

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28

Jan

Lost

Posted by Twist  Published in TV

Quotes/Questions/Thoughts

“You just can’t stay away can you?” Awesome.

So Faraday did change time by talking to Desmond?  This may explain his flashes while Desmond was on the beach with Charlie.  But Richard knew that he wouldn’t know John Locke in the past so I am not sure or maybe Richard Alpert is immune.

Have they found that the time jumps are consistent?  Maybe 108 minutes?

Why do they learn to speak Latin when they come to the island?  Everyone else seems to speak English or maybe those are the people that Richard answers to.

These shows need to be 3 hours long like a basketball game.

Is Faraday not his real name?  The librarian didn’t recognize it.  He asked Richard Alpert what his name was instead of answering with his own name.

Why Latin?  Is Richard Alpert  and his friends immortal and Latin is original language?

This exchange at the door with Desmond won’t end well.  Nope it didn’t.  That is why the janitor mentioned about “what he did to that girl”. 

Widmore is involved.  Hmmmm.  I hate that I can’t remember each character’s name.

I thought Faraday is the mother of Charlotte before and I am more sure now.  That is why he loves her. 

Now that is a bomb.  Crap, only 20 minutes left.

Upside down bombs make it hard to screw the nose off like you see in the movies.

Did Desmond really just barge into Widmore’s office?? I thought the point was for Widmore to think he was dead.  Cool, a black book in a black box. 

Oh snap, he just called him Widmore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Holy crap, holy crap, holy crap.  That is what I love about Lost.  When you get a big revelation like that it gives you chills.

I really thought Locke would give the name Jeremy Bentham.  Wonder how they get there.

Didn’t Charlotte say she was born on the island?

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6

Jan

Sham F@#%ing Wow

Posted by Twist  Published in TV

If you love the Shamwow commercial you will love this. And for those of you who are familiar with Bill O’ Reilly flipping out, check this Shamwow cut.

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23

Sep

Best New Show- Worst Week

Posted by Twist  Published in TV

If they can keep the funny going beyond the pilot, which could be hard, this might be in my top 3.

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29

Aug

Sarah Palin Is Mary Ann

Posted by Twist  Published in TV

I realized, looking at my new crush today, that she looks a lot like Mary Ann, the classic image of wholesome beauty from Gilligan’s Island. Here are photos of when they were young.  Sarah was runner up in 1984 as Miss Alaska.  Of course I won’t vote for any of them.  I am writing myself in. TWIST in ‘08!

BEFORE

Here are most recent pictures of them.

Now

Check out WorkCandy.com for the links of the day.

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30

May

Lost: Jeremy Bentham

Posted by Twist  Published in TV

Who is Jeremy Bentham besides the new name for John Locke? Wikipedia has some thoughts. Though I am curious why they never refer to him as Locke in the flash forward.

The Panopticon is a type of prison building designed by English philosopher Jeremy Bentham in 1785. The concept of the design is to allow an observer to observe (-opticon) all (pan-) prisoners without the prisoners being able to tell whether they are being watched, thereby conveying what one architect has called the “sentiment of an invisible omniscience.”

Bentham himself described the Panopticon as “a new mode of obtaining power of mind over mind, in a quantity hitherto without example.”

Now I have always said that the coffin looked small to be a man. We are about as tall as our arm span. When Jack puts his hands down on the coffin it seems that his arms would spread longer than the distance of the coffin which has to be bigger than the size of the person. Did Locke have his legs amputated? Would his healing have stopped or reversed when he came back?

Also-

  • What did Sawyer whisper to Kate on the helicopter?
  • Did anyone catch the runes in the cold room? Atlantis anyone?
  • Damn I wanted Ben to have an Evil/Good Twin
  • If Jack brings Locke back in the coffin, does that make Locke the new Jacob? Maybe he did commit suicide
  • Why did Miles want to stay on the island?
  • Have you signed up at for Octagon Global Recruiting yet?

The finale alternate endings.


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